Guys Are Funny

I went to the mall today, because I didn't wanna be in the house. I didn't plan on shopping, but hey shit happens. So I'm just strolling along and I decided to go in DTLR to check out some kickz. I saw a kutie in there (now I'm on this thing that if I see something I like I'm gonna get it). We made eye contact and as I'm walking out he decided to get my attention. We had the normal "getting aquainted" convo; and then we exchanged numbers. I don't usually give my number out, but he was SoulPlane (lol). After that episode, I went 2 Vickie Secret. A few minutes later he walks in, and a chick is behind him, but that's not the funny part. The chick had not only one, but three kids with her (like toddlers son). I swear she had them right behind each other. So me being my rude ass self decided 2 walk over to him and say "Oh I see you come with three kids and a broad, I'll pass". Then I laughed at him and looked at her, then laughed again and kept it pushing. Then a few minutes later he had the nerve to text me and say he was gonna tell me about them. I don't wanna write what I replied because it was ultimately rude. My point is he tried to do some kat shit and karma beat him to it. I'm not gonna jump off the bridge and say niccas aint shit, but I will say he's not. I can't believe he had tha nerve to try to explain some crap to me thru a text(gayest shit ever). That made my day dudes are funny. He tried to upgrade from a Buick to a Phantom..hahaha