Thursday, February 19, 2009

Ima Virgin Again

How important is sex to you? If ur without it for a period of time, can you still function? If ur wondering where this is coming from, there were two inspirations:

1. Me and Dom watched Black Snake Moan
2. Ryan's blog (of course)

Back in my younger days (LOL) ok in '06 I was killing it. (Damn SpringBreak 06..wow throwie) Like if not everyday, it was every other day. Its like dudes were jus un-screwing their shit and putting it in my hand. I can say I've turned down much ass in my day. I'm picky, what can I say? I've always had consistent ass, like I never had to ask. Now, I'm on a total drought son. I'm so serious. I haven't had sex since...damn IDK, THAT'S SAD!! I never thought it would come to this. I've heard some of tha most lame excuses in my day, I have a witness for this one. Here's a few I've heard:

- "I gotta study for this quiz"
- "We gotta run in tha morning"
- "Oh I gotta go lift in tha morning"
- "I gotta work"

After saying "I'm home alone" or I just got outta tha shower", that's tha kinda stuff I heard. Let me find out when it comes to sex guys are like females, they hold out! I told someone I would rather see them sooner than later. This nicca said "WHEN"..WTF.."When"...Ima let that one sit

"HE" moved to tha A, and "HIM", well fukk "HIM" after that it was over for me. Like ok Spring Break 08, that doesn't count (Dom shut up!). Ok maybe it does a lil bit. Seriously I think I forgot how to do it, if I got some G2A I prolly wouldn't know how to act. Nah I take that back, WHENEVER I get a hold of some ish, Ima kill it. Like I'm gonna rearranged furniture. I was talkin to someone lastnite and he was like, "Yea Miami comin up I know u already got some shit lined up". Yea I got a few phone calls and FB msgs, but I don't want that shit. It would be a tease. Since its been so long it doesn't bother me anymore, but there are times that I have tha "damn it would be nice to beat" thought. Tha problem is I have no one. I think if I was screwing I wouldn't smoke as much, cuz my time would be occupied (Dom Shut UP).

I can still function but its starting to get to me now. Like IDK how much longer I can do this. And someone told me its my fault. No its not, a nicca jus not gonna get ALL OF DIS *body roll*..lol all willy nilly. Some random dude will not get to experience this greatness, not to toot my own horn. If this goes on any further I might jus white girl it and buy some toys. I saw one with 300 functions..OD right?

I'm done..I'm starting to get frustrated

2 comments:

  1. Ha hahaha. Funniest thing I have read all day. First of all. Dudes BOTBS!!!! I can't stress that enough.

    I shouldn't have to tell you "Are you coming or what" in order for you to get the point that I want to see you....damn...niccas is pathethic.

    ON a second thought....guess you gotta be the jump to get it in these days...oh well. It was fun while it lasted.

    oh...and I'm a let you rock with a lot of the isht you just said. I don't even have anything to say....except that all spring breaks count!!!!

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  2. "damn it would be nice to beat" thought.

    WWWEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

    Damn that was funny as hell...and after much thinking...dudes DO BOTBS!!!

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